Wednesday, February 8, 2012

How To Make A Soup Sandwich


This is an excerpt from one of my English journals that I thought to share.

By far, one of my favorite sandwiches has to be the soup sandwich.  Mainly because there's no right or wrong way to make it; in the end it's always the same result.  Feel free to follow this recipe if you choose, but I will briefly describe how I prefer my soup sandwich.
First, you will need an unattainable goal (or no goal at all sometimes works just as fine).  Secondly, you might want to grab you a 1 oz bag of crunchy knit-wits (not hard to find, just look over at the person on your left).  Next, I like to use two different slices of bread, a slice of Honey-O Shit bread and another slice of 9-grain "not my job". 
I then lay out my O-Shit bread.  Pour on my unattainable goal mix with my knit-wits and top it off with a slice of "not my Job".  And there you have it, what we at work like to call something that is as F'd up as a soup sandwich, also known as the Chicken Noodle Hoagie.


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